Halloween is fast approaching. Once again I'm stuck in the same dilemma. What costume to buy. I don't understand why every costume for women has to be "hooker." Instead of the actual word "hooker" they use "sexy". "sexy nurse." "sexy french maid" "sexy firefighter." "sexy police woman" Have you seen NYPD uniforms? There is NOTHING fucking sexy about them. They do not include fishnets. And the handcuffs and gun and riot sticks are not pink and furry and covered in lace. So then you go to a club in your hooker schoolgirl/milkmaid/devil costume, and the mayhem begins. First of all, [and not just on Halloween but in general] what is up with white women getting all bi-sexual when they get drunk? I'll never get that. In order to get a man's attention are you really willing to resort to grinding up on your best friends ass. Do you really think said man, will appreciate a long lasting meaningful relationship...
You didn't think death would stop me from talking your ear off did you?