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::Ode to Amber Rose::

Amber Rose has been all over this week defending herself against possibly infidelity. http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/amber-rose-denies-cheating-on-kanye-west-with-cassidy" I mean. She's a lot of things..but she's not a dumb hoe. Kanye is literally her job. Keeping him sprung is all that she has to do right now to keep the "celebrity" and "lifestyle" all comfy cozy. It's kinda like that boss you had, who hired his dumb niece with the big tits to answer the phones for the summer. Everyone knew she was a dumb hoe who beat out about 300 other more qualified applicants strictly because of nepotism. And everyone knew she'd be gone before the summer was over. But everyone still gave her a horrible eye cutting side glances everyday when they walked in. And she (smartly) smiled back and kept it moving. Because she knew (like all opportunists do) that she would eventually surpass them all. Which leads us to little Miss Amber Rose. Who, in the great tradition...