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Same year. Same me.

Crying is so weird. For example, I'm having a normal boring night here. Which consists of me, scrolling through instagram, being envious over fake lives, searching for flights on Orbitz, trying to master my "eating chips in bed without getting crumbs in the sheets" skill, when suddenly I felt it. I felt this strange sensation overcoming me. Like, somewhere deep in my gut. I'm not sad. In fact, I've had quite a lovely weekend. I think sometimes, my body just absorbs all of this emotion and stress and craziness of life and I need an outlet. So I got myself a glass of wine and sat by the Christmas tree and allowed myself to cry for a little bit. Among the thoughts that crossed my mind: A. This tree, and home, are beautiful. My parents really did spend the past 35 years trying to build a ridiculously perfect Hallmark card of a life for us. My dad is retiring next year, and he can sit down and actually look at his life and be proud of what he's built. Wh...

Cheat sheet to stealing my heart.

So it's been brought to my attention, that in addition to not writing often enough, I also only write about very tragic issues. LOL I guess, it's just more interesting to hear about the dirty, ugly, struggles in life, than the happy, light-hearted shit. But, in an effort to show ya'll ALLLL sides of me, I guess I'll bore you with some happy shit. 10 Random Things That I Fucking Love. [In No Particular Order] 1. My daughter's laugh. It's loud, and honest and beautiful. 2. Red nail polish. It's just clean, and sexy and classic. See also, red lipstick. [Also I feel like it gives off the perfect "bedroom vixen" vibe without actually being half naked] 3. Any John Cusack movie. In particular, Say Anything and High Fidelity. He is my perfect movie boyfriend. 4. Water. Literally any body of water. If you're dating me, and I"m being a total bitch, just throw me in the car and drive me to somewhere where I can sit and gaze out on a large bo...