I'm sitting at work. 52 oz big gulp of coffee (you can ban soda all you want, prick ass Bloomberg, but dont you DARE limit my coffee cup sizes or there will be anarchy in the streets), some "I'm so hip my band name is a sentence" playing in the background. You know these bands. "John's brother is a mermaid." "Tina and the reindeer maniacs" "Sam went to the store and bought a pretzel". And everyone's all "oooh best name ever!!" Anyhow, I digress. So I'm sitting here thinking about what to possibly blog about. And looking back on my old posts. And all I have to say is "whew". God damned I had a crazy life. lol As of March 17th I am officially engaged. *harlem shakes at my desk. but a real Harlem shake, not this new white shit.* So anyhow, it's official. One penis for the rest of my life. Damn fine one, but, that's it. LOL After all the bitter ass, sad, crazy, random, remarkable rel...
You didn't think death would stop me from talking your ear off did you?